The best way to reach me is via e-mail at


If you’re in a talking mood, click this button, enter your name and number, and click the Connect button. There’s a good chance you’ll get the auto attendant, however.

If you leave a message and I think it’s interesting, I might post here like this. The following might be considered “not safe for work.”

All calls are the property of and may be edited, distributed, or repurposed in any way I see fit for my own personal amusement.

Mmm, Eyes Space

I have a Mmm, Eyes PaceTM page, but only because I need to occasionally harass some of my musician friends who can’t be bothered to use e-mail. You should not go there. You should wear it in your hair.


Recently, reluctantly, I joined Facebook. I’m not a big fan, but it does not appear to suck as spectacularly as Mmm, Eyes PaceTM.


I’m also on Twitter but I haven’t got a clue what to tweet about.